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Bill Linneman

February 2 2012

The Marx Brothers

There were five. Known by their stage name in order of birth—Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo. But at first they were known as “Minnie’s Boys,” the sons of Minnie Schoenberg Marx.
Minnie’s brother Al Schoenberg had changed his name to “Shean” and was half the vaudeville team of Gallagher and Shean. Minnie was stage struck herself. She encouraged her sons to play musical instruments and learn singing. The boys started in vaudeville as a quintet. Even Harpo sang before he acquired his village idiot persona. Gummo soon dropped out and was replaced by Minnie.
The act evolved from singing to comedy, and Minnie became their manager. By the 1920s they were good enough to star in Broadway revues. The revue format can be seen in their early movies like “Duck Soup” where a chorus summarizes action.
When movies added sound, the Marx Brothers quickly made the transition and adapted their revues to film. George S. Kaufman became their writer. After “Duck Soup” Zeppo left the act and joined Gummo as agent for stars like Jack Benny and Lana Turner.
The Brothers were recruited by Irving Thalberg for MGM. He insisted on a strong plot line instead of the comedy free-for-alls they had done for Paramount. When Groucho was questioned about the meaning in the earlier films, he groused “What meaning? We’re just four Jews trying to make a buck by telling jokes.”
The plot line of “A Night at the Opera” (1935) involves two young singers who are in love but are kept apart by the establishment. Instead of allowing the brothers to deploy their antics against just anyone, Thalberg directed their mayhem against owners, managers, and police. In a “Day at the Races” (1937) they help a filly, who had been denied opportunity to run, win the big race.
During the 1930s Marxist doctrine was gaining foothold in many countries. In America, Marxism involved three zany brothers wreaking havoc on those who stood in the way of true love or would not permit genuine talent to flourish. They didn’t tear down the establishment but only poked a hole in it.
The later pictures made statements for the unwashed that America had pushed aside and forgotten. In “A Night at the Opera” these are steerage passage immigrants, joined by stowaways Chico and Harpo for a big spaghetti dinner and celebration of song.
In “A Day at the Races,” these are African-American hangers-on at the track. They sing “Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.” Until Harpo playing on pipes like Pan leads them into “All God’s Chillen Got Swing” with an exhibition of the new fad of jitterbugging.
Margaret Dumont, who plays a wealthy dowager in seven Marx Brothers films, constitutes the weak link of the establishment. She is fascinated by Groucho’s wooing at the same time he’s deceiving her. Off screen, he called her the “fifth Marx Brother.”
The pictures give the Brothers opportunity to display their musical talents. Groucho’s outbursts of songs have comic lyrics; Chico’s piano playing is a comedy in itself. But Harpo when at his instrument for once seems serious.


Gardeners Tips
by Helen J. Leake

February 2 2012

Phaloenopis orchids are easy to grow


It seems like almost all kinds of stores are selling orchids now. They are very pretty and have such pretty colors. One of the most popular one is the easiest to grow is the Phaloenopis (Fol-en-OP-sis). It has large thick dark green leaves with a graceful arch of flowers The blossoms sometimes last for 3 months and they will rebloom with a little care.
When you choose an orchid plant, you want the leaves to look green and firm, and the roots firm and healthy. Yes, the roots do grow above the soil. Orchids grow in special potting media, such as fir bark, Some orchids grow in the crevices of the bark on trees. But you can easily grow them in your home, In the summer, you can put them outside in the shade. The sun will burn their leaves. They will like the cool nights and morning dew. Also the summer rain.
Orchids like high humidity. Place the container on a saucer of gravel with water. If you have several orchids grouped together, you can place a container of water on the table between the plants. Also you can spray a mist on the plants in the morning. If you don’t want to spray them, wipe the leaves with a wet cloth. The leaves will absorb the moisture. Phalaenoppsis will grow well anywhere there is adequate light, moisture, heat and air movement.
Orchids grow slowly, they remind you to be patient. Lift the plant, if it is light weight, it needs to be watered.
After the flowers have faded, let the plant rest and it will bloom again.


The Spectator by Jim Bennett

February 2 2012

Rick Santorum’s moment of cowardice

FOR ENTERTAINMENT, there’s nothing quite like a presidential election campaign. 2012 brings us another one of those. Issues are serious and consequential, but the nature of modern campaigning brings us more distractions and trivializations than we can count.
For the past couple of months, Republican primary infighting has brought us many entertaining moments while at the same time stockpiling the Democratic National Committee’s campaign machine with countless clips and political ads to deploy during the general election.
The countless “debates” have provided us with lies, half-truths, charges, counter-charges, color, hyperbole, outrageous claims, political attacks, screwy proposals, Super Pac charges and rebuttals, moments to remember, and moments best forgotten. And plenty of big spending along the way.
Newt Gingrich thinks it would be a good idea to colonize the moon, and perhaps let those colonists, once well established, apply for statehood. We could pay for all this by the giving out of “prizes.”
Herman Cain proposed a 9-9-9 flat tax that would solve our fiscal problems. Michelle Bachmann didn’t know that Libya is a part of the African continent of that many of the Founding Fathers were slaveholders. Rick Perry thought there were eight Supreme Court justices; he wanted to eliminate federal departments, he just couldn’t remember which ones.
Colorful stuff. When, I wonder, and how, will Sarah Palin factor in?
Now that it’s become a two-man race for the nomination, Gingrich and Mitt Romney exchange charges and counter-charges almost by the minute. Gingrich was a lobbyist for Freddie Mac. No, I never was. Romney has vast portions of his vast wealth sheltered in offshore accounts. Okay, so what? Don’t you wish you were rich enough?

NOT THAT these candidates have neglected their daily broadsides on President Obama, blasting his health care plan, the stimulus legislation, the automotive bailout, his foreign policy of “appeasement,” and his “class warfare.”
As time goes by, those policy attacks will join the personal ones, most of which we have heard time and again, but can expect to hear throughout the year.
Here are just a few of those: Obama is not a “real” American. He’s a secret Muslim. He’s a Muslim jihadist. He “pals around with terrorists.” He’s a Saul Alinsky-trained Radical (that is, when he’s not a Bill Ayers-trained radical). He hates America. He has a deep-seated hatred of white people. He’s not a legitimate U.S. citizen. He was born in Kenya. He is a classic Kenyan anti-colonialist. He doesn’t love America. He doesn’t believe in American exceptionalism. He’s the most radical president we’ve ever had. He is the “food stamp” president. He’s a socialist, a communist, and a Marxist. He has no legal right or standing to be president.
Most of these-but by no means all-have the Gingrich stamp on them. And I am asked, as are you, by Republican spokespersons of all stripes, to imagine that these loathesome personal vilifications surface without even a smidge of racism. I’m sorry, but my imagination is simply not that rich.
Many Republicans hope that Gingrich will eventually be their party’s nominee, because his knowledge of history and sharp tongue will “dismantle” or “eviscerate” Barack Obama in a debate setting. Saner GOP leaders warn that underestimating Obama’s intellect and thoroughgoing knowledge of issues at home and abroad would be a dangerous, if not fatal, mistake.
More than a few Democrats join the Republican hope to put the impulsive Gingrich atop the ticket. As conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer wrote recently, “Gingrich has the intellect to match Obama’s, but not the discipline.”
It would be fun, though, to watch the two of them debate.

BUT TO THIS POINT, for me at least, the most revealing moment of the campaign has come not from Gingrich or Romney, but from Rick Santorum (he, like Ron Paul, has no chance of winning the nomination, but remains firmly in the race.)
Santorum’s moment of spinelessness reminded us once again that most candidates for political office, when confronted with a difficult situation, will take the easy way out.
A woman approached the former Pennsylvania senator a few days back at a Florida campaign stop. She implored Santorum to unseat Obama because “He’s a Muslim and a terrorist who has no legal right to be President.”
Santorum’s hesitation, signaled by his half-baked grin, didn’t prevent him from the coward’s reply: “Well, all I can say is I’ll do my best to get him out of there.” Such personal integrity as Rick may possess should have triggered a reply like, “No, President Obama is a dedicated husband and family man, just as I am, and a loyal American. It’s simply that we disagree sharply on matters of policy.”
He could have been a man, but his gutless reaction when the test came, assured a failure with flying colors. In the 2008 campaign, John McCain was confronted by a woman making the same charge; he took the path of integrity by standing up like a statesman and defending his opponent’s character as well as his patriotism.
So Santorum didn’t even need creativity; the right answer was already out there.
Countless telling and memorable moments will come and go during the nine months of campaigning yet to come. I almost hope Santorum gets a second chance at this one.

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Capitol Facts by Rich Miller

February 2 2012

Local taxpayers... get ready to pay again


Last week, powerful Illinois House Speaker Michael Madigan appeared to all but endorse an idea to force downstate and suburban school districts to pay a significant share of their state pension contributions for the first time in anyone’s memory.
Senate President John Cullerton floated that very proposal last year, and Gov. Pat Quinn added his support not long ago.
Needless to say, if all three Democratic leaders are talking about it, you can probably expect some action this year. However, there will be strong pushback from suburban and downstate legislators who’ll undoubtedly fear a voter backlash over potentially massive local tax increases to pay for the idea.
Madigan spoke for well over an hour last week at an Elmhurst College event at the invitation of his old nemesis Lee Daniels, who served as House Speaker for two years after the 1994 Republican landslide. Madigan almost never talks for that long when he speaks in public, so his speech was heavily covered by the media.
As is his custom, Madigan didn’t come right out and officially endorse the idea to ease the state’s ongoing budget strain by passing pension obligations down the governmental food chain to local schools and public colleges and universities, but he did indicate that he was strongly leaning in that direction.
The “normal arrangement,” for pensions, Madigan said, was that the employee and the employer both pay into the pension system. But, local school districts pay just 0.054 percent of payroll into the Teachers’ Retirement System fund, Madigan noted (and when he has it down to the decimal like that, you know he’s focused on the issue), and added that the universities pay “zero” toward employee pension costs.
“And let’s understand,” Madigan said about education employees, “These are people that never got a payroll check from the State of Illinois.” The Speaker went on to note that the state paid $4 billion this year into the pension funds, half of which went to the Teachers Retirement System alone. “So over one half of our obligation to pensions, which is the subject of great public debate today, is for people who never worked for the State of Illinois,” Madigan said.
Madigan also correctly pointed out that the Chicago school system has its own pension fund and pays its own employer share. “You’re never going to read this in a newspaper article... they’re never going to put a paragraph in there talking about that,” Madigan said, echoing others who’ve wondered for years why Chicago taxpayers pay for their own school pension fund while they and the rest of the state’s taxpayers pick up the tab for suburban and Downstate school districts.
“Even I don’t remember why that happened,” Madigan joked. “I’ve never found anybody that can tell me why the State of Illinois stepped up one day and said, ‘OK, school districts, we’ll just pick up all your pensions costs.’”
The Speaker also pointed out that school districts pay the employer share for janitors and maintenance people, but not for teachers, “and the State of Illinois has a huge requirement to make that pension payment, huge requirement.”
This is truly an odd arrangement. All state taxpayers fund downstate and suburban teacher pension funds, but Chicago receives just a relatively small amount of state cash for its own fund. It doesn’t seem fair, but, then again, life ain’t fair.
The teachers unions haven’t taken a position yet, probably knowing that freeing up state money could mean more cash for education and that local districts couldn’t short the pension funds because state law forbids it. The state is the only government entity in Illinois that can legally shortchange pension funds, which is what got us into all this financial trouble to begin with.
About half the state’s school districts actually do pay into the pension fund, but that’s because the teachers’ unions negotiated contracts which traded wage increases for their employers picking up the teachers’ share of pension contributions.
It’s doubtful that anything close to the $2 billion contribution to the teachers pension system will be passed down right away, but local property taxpayers may be about to get hit with a big bill nonetheless. Get ready to pay.  Again.

Rich Miller also publishes Capitol Fax, a daily political newsletter, and thecapitolfaxblog.com.

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